arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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