Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
time to smoke my breakfast
Acid is not a monday night drug
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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