Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
