I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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