porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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