Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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