My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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