you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
