between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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