people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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