She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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