There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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