The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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