i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I wish I only lived at night.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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