they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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