I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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