can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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