if only i could text you this smell
Michael Bay diarrhea
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My pussy is not your playground.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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