I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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