I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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