So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So apparently I’m into choking now
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