who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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