brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
just tell him i said nine months
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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