yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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