If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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