he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize