Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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