Who did Billy Mays play for?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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