fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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