I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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