what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
