How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize