What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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