Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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