You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize