My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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