Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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