we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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