Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
