that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
party gras won. party gras always wins.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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