Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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