hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
