Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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