She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
tell me about the fingering
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