you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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