Don't you send me to vm
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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