and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Randomize
