D3 body, D1 cock
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
