i may or may not be watching the land before time
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
is it fun? or sober?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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