Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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