I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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