babies were throwing up all over the place
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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