Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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