please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
where am i from again
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
So squirting runs in the family.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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