please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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