Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
