Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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